The Man and the Lightning
A Man Running for Office was overtaken by Lightning. You see. said the Lightnning, as it crept past him inch, I can travel considerably faster than you. Yes, the Man Running for Office replied, but think how much longer I keep going!
The All Dog
A Lion seeing a Poodle fell into laughter at the ridiculous spectacle. Who ever saw so small a beast? he said. It is very true, said the Poodle, with austere dignity, that I am small. But, sir, I beg to observe that I am all dog.
The Man and the Lightning
A Man Running for Office was overtaken by Lightning. You see. said the Lightnning, as it crept past him inch, I can travel considerably faster than you. Yes, the Man Running for Office replied, but think how much longer I keep going!
The All Dog
A Lion seeing a Poodle fell into laughter at the ridiculous spectacle. Who ever saw so small a beast? he said. It is very true, said the Poodle, with austere dignity, that I am small. But, sir, I beg to observe that I am all dog.